What's a blog?

I think it's like having a pet. You have to feed it (with entries and comments) or it will die. You have to protect it (deleted spam trackbacks) or it will die. If you go on vacation you have to update it about your vacation, or it will die.

My blog has never chewed my slippers, soiled my carpet or aggravated my allergies. Good blog.

Will my blog make it? doubtful.