5 Reasons I hate the iPhone

Well..."hate" maybe not hate, but here are the reasons I won't part with my hard earned money on an iPhone or any other "i" apple product.  I'm writing this down because I'm tired of having to explain this to my iSheep friends.

1. No Flash. I'm a flash developer and can't get past this one.
2. Battery. Come on, I'm an adult, give me a removable panel where I can replace my own battery.
3. Memory. I expect a microSD card slot so I can add up to 32gb of memory.
4. iOS developer license.  Really? I have to pay $100 just to have the privileged of compiling an iPhone app...I don't think so. I don't mind buying a license to sell in your market, but to compile, come on.
5. iSheep cult. It used to be easy to stir up the iSheep, because they thought that all things Apple were the only way to go.  Anyway, the way I see it, it's technology, I use what I need to get a job or task done. It's not a life style.